You know you're a computer geek when..

Laquer Head said:
What if 42 is the question?
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Then it creates a vortex, and divides by zero, which then creates a worm hole and sucks you in and spits you out randomly somewhere else in the universe at a random time in space.


My data center at work is never over 40 degrees. It is damn cold in there, and it has one of those fire safety features that sucks out all the oxygen if fire is present.
 
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Theblackoutow said:
But.. I am a virgin by choice... Not kidding.
(Sorry I can't makeup a joke, I'm not a computer nerd)
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Power to you...nothing wrong with waiting and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.



*now for the question*
....when you get insulted by threads like this :P


I am not a geek...I am your future boss ^-^ (aka revenge of the nerds)
 
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aviation_man said:
You make that sound like a bad thing?
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Ahh, defiantly not. I love computers, and anything to do with electronics. It's just, I would not pass the opportunity to hangout with my friends to play a video game. But, I guess I am a computer nerd because I do spend 4-5 hours on the computer every day because I live 10 miles from all of my friends, and everyone in my neighborhood is old.
 
- you have over 10,000 songs on your computer, and you didn't pay for a single one.

- you get an erection when you look at a picture of Funkysnairs computer

- you cuss in binary

- you haven't owned one game where you haven't googled cheats for it.
 
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When someone says "CU later" in a chat or instant message the first thing that pops to mind is the element abbreviation for copper, such as in the name of the zalman 7000 AlCu.
 
bomberboysk said:
When someone says "CU later" in a chat or instant message the first thing that pops to mind is the element abbreviation for copper, such as in the name of the zalman 7000 AlCu.
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(Alcu = Aluminum Copper)
Especially when you're in Chemistry ;)

If you spend 10+ hours on the computer everyday ^.^
 
aviation_man said:
(Alcu = Aluminum Copper)
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Actually aluminum and copper wouldnt form a compound to begin with, but yeah, i know Al and Cu are the elemental abbreviations for aluminum and copper(somewhat funny and related but i have over 100% in chemistry right now and sleep in it most of the time, such an easy class(hint to anyone who wants an easy class) hehe)
 
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bomberboysk said:
Actually aluminum and copper wouldnt form a compound to begin with, but yeah, i know Al and Cu are the elemental abbreviations for aluminum and copper(somewhat funny and related but i have over 100% in chemistry right now and sleep in it most of the time, such an easy class(hint to anyone who wants an easy class) hehe)
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Yeah I know. But you put down AlCu.
Nonmetal + Nonmetal = compound, Metal + nonmetal = compound, Metal + metal = nono.

ganzey said:
who doesnt?
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Touche'
The non computer geeks?
 
bomberboysk said:
Guess they wanted to make it sound cool haha.
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I guess so! lol I don't know if you have this bank up where you live, but in Atlanta there's this bank called "5/3rd Bank"
Which is ironic... Because aren't they supposed to be great at math, and they pick an improper fraction to represent themselves?

Stoic Sentinel said:
Yep, that's the ironic part :D Whoops, that's 2 :P
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Hahah. It just keeps comin :P

You know you're a computer geek when you get mad that your chair breaks because you're suddenly not comfortable at your desk now!
 
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