I didn't read them either. But then I've been away.
BTW your sig does give the impression of 'smartass'
And anyone who thinks an AMD 3000 is a POS is a noob. Not everyone should need a dual core 6000+ to browse the net and do everything they want with a PC.
I still have a P3-1000 desktop here in the house. But then I've probably been around a bit longer than you have

Ah, the days when 512meg was a really big HDD rather than a small amount of RAM
If Vista means needing a 6000+dual core PC, then it's no wonder many people are sticking with XP as they are.
And where did you get the 3000 laptop, etc, if not from your parents? Must be a well paying afternoon job?