Yes, DVD burner works (just burned a CD with it the other day). It has 4 USB ports, serial & parallel ports, PCMCIA slot, SD card slot and LAN port. The display is good (I don't see any dead pixels or anything). It has built-in 802.11G wifi but I have it setup to use a tiny USB 802.11N adapter.
Here's what's wrong with it: battery is on it's last legs (won't hold a charge), it has a non-working floppy drive (ZIF connector for it's ribbon cable broke off), the cooling fan is a bit loud and the keytop for the F6 key is missing (key still works, just no keytop).
Yes, that's the correct review you linked to.
If you are still interested, I will look into how much it would cost to ship it to you. What is your zip code?