Playstation 3

yeah i mean giving up a ps3 you fcan always get another one when things cooled down.

but if it is only limited to tacos then i'll think about it but i heard that is not only tacos you can get chalupas lol
 
about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.

so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives. i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.

about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is scrounging for this portapotty type thing he’d brought with him but he is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags. he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all their shit into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2. 4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the nerds came running back and got #7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told them to **** off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against him so he didnt say shit. the nerds came back and tried to start some shit but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go **** themselves and clean the shit off their pants. the called security and security came. security man was like WTF is that ****in smell and looked at the nerds with shit all of them and kicked them off the grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3.

LMAO~!!!
 
thats funny shiz but its still mean as hell. so what if the nerds were being stupid dicks. thats how hardcore nerds are so its gay that they lost their spot in line.
 
I remember when the 360's came out there was a guy who camped out to get one and when he did he smashed it in the parking lot and people where like WTF?
He said "I just saved one kid from becoming a lowlife" LMAO I bet all those people where pissed that waited in line to get one and then seen that.
 
DacyJ said:
I remember when the 360's came out there was a guy who camped out to get one and when he did he smashed it in the parking lot and people where like WTF?
He said "I just saved one kid from becoming a lowlife" LMAO I bet all those people where pissed that waited in line to get one and then seen that.
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that guy sounds like a retard
 
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