If You Were A Computer...

ScottALot

ScottALot

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If you were a computer, what kinds of specs would you have?

CPU - Reaction, processing time (more cores = multitasking)
GPU - Your artistic skills (you can have multiple)
HDD - Long term memory, and how fast you can remember (ssds or hdds)
RAM - Short Term memory
PSU - Your overall stamina
Case - How you appear to other people/popularity (ties a bit in with mobo)
OD - Person to person compatability (You can have multiple)
Sound Card - How much you talk/ listen (can be onboard)

(You can choose AMD mixed with Intel, who really cares?)

For me,
CPU - AMD Phenom II 920
GPU - EVGA GTX 250 (I draw like I should've years ago)
HDD - Velociraptors in RAID 0
RAM - 2GB OCZ Reaper (I can't remember much, but when I do, I remember everything)
PSU - StealthXStream 500W
Case - ABS Canyon (tall and slim)
OD - Lite-On (I'm clumsy)
Sound Card - Onboard

Because I can't figure out how a mobo could fit into this, I didn't include it
 
CPU - AMD K6 II 450Mhz
GPU - ATI Rage 3D
HDD - 3.2GB Seagate
RAM - 128MB PC100
PSU - 180W Off-Brand
Case - Something beige..
OD - CD-R and a Floppy drive
Sound - None

I'm slow, ugly, have a poor memory, little energy, unfashionable, and I have a pathetic singing voice.
 
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CPU - i9 (I am a very good multitasker)
GPU - onboard (I have little artistic talent)
HDD - 15,000 RPM SSD in RAID 0 (I remember stuff quickly and never forget it)
RAM - CORSAIR 12GB DDR3 1600 (I have awesome short term memory)
PSU - 300w Rosewill (I have no stamina)
Case - NZXT PANZERBOX (short N fat)
OD - LG 6x Blu-Ray burner ( I'm very good at interacting with others)
Sound Card - Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro (I like to talk a lot and listen to others)

I like the Idea of this thread very original.
 
CPU - Two i9's Overclocked, (i multitask very well)
GPU - Ati Rage 128 for drawing pictures by hand, GTX260 for Photoshop/CAD/Sketchup Stuff
HDD - For speed- Fusion IO SLC PCI-E(Fastest current ssd, around $10k), For How Much- Five 2TB drives in Raid 0
RAM - 12GB 2133Mhz DDR3 (My short term memory is excellent)
PSU - 400W Corsair, I can keep going and going, but not super fast.
Case - Coolermaster elite or so, just an average not ugly yet not good looking.
OD - Zip Drive, I interact very well with some people, but some people i just cannot interact with, which is why i picked the now rather obscure zip drive.
Sound Card - Asus Xonar Listening/Talking to people, The motherboard bios beeper for speaking in public or singing.
 
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case- NZXT Apollo Black SECC Steel Chassis ATX Mid Tower

psu- Seventeam ST-1200Z-AF 1200W SSI-EPS 12V V2.91 SLI Ready Modular Active PFC

cpu- AMD Phenom 9950 Agena 2.6GHz 4 x 512KB L2 Cache 2MB L3 Cache Socket AM2+ 125W Quad-Core Black Edition

mobo- Foxconn M61PMV AM2+/AM2 NVIDIA GeForce 6100 Micro ATX AMD

Gpu- SAPPHIRE 100270SR Radeon HD 4850 X2 2GB 512-bit (256-bit x 2) GDDR3
PCI Express 2.0 x16 HDCP Ready CrossFire Supported

harddrive- Western Digital Caviar Green WD20EADS 2TB 32MB Cache SATA 3.0Gb/s 3.5" Internal

ram- CORSAIR XMS2 16GB (4 x 4GB) 240-Pin DDR2 SDRAM DDR2 800 (PC2 6400) Desktop Memory Model QUAD2X16G-6400 G

od- LEXTOR Black 8X BD-ROM 16X DVD-ROM 48X CD-ROM SATA Internal BD Combo Model PX-B320SA LightScribe Support

:cool:
 
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m0nk3ys1ms said:
CPU - AMD K6 II 450Mhz
GPU - ATI Rage 3D
HDD - 3.2GB Seagate
RAM - 128MB PC100
PSU - 180W Off-Brand
Case - Something beige..
OD - CD-R and a Floppy drive
Sound - None

I'm slow, ugly, have a poor memory, little energy, unfashionable, and I have a pathetic singing voice.
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Okay, that's kinda self-critical, but alright. Age of Beige.

And what's with the comment you made on my profile?
 
CPU - AMD Phenom II 550 overclocked to 3.8ghz - Im fast but Im a guy multitasking is for women haha.
GPU - 4890 is quad fire - Highly creative, can draw pretty well (better if I tried trained), play multiple instruments, and Im resonably good writer (got put in special gay poetry classes all through school, can be better again if I tried)
HDD - 500gb 7200 rpm.... Good but not great
RAM - 8gb DDR2 800 Can remember lots but not fast lol.
PSU - 650w Good but not great
Case - Custom black case - Im totally unique and dont conform to any preset styles etc
OD - Blue Ray - very people friendly
Sound - Onboard
 
CPU - Intel E8600 - quick, but not the best multitasker.
GPU - 2 GTX 260's - I'm a jack of all trades. Good at a lot of artistic things, but master of none.
HDD - 2 Intel SSD's in RAID - Stuff sinks in and never leaves.
RAM - 4 GB of DDR3 1333 - Good, but nothing special.
PSU - Corsair 1000 watt - I'm like the energizer bunny. Years of Cross Country will do that.
Case - Lian Li - Nothing flashy or crazy, but unique.
OD - Average DVD writer - Not great with people. Rather shy.
Sound Card - X-Fi card - Good listener.
 
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EVERYONE, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN MOVED TO GENERAL COMPUTER CHAT! JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW...thanks.

I thought this wouldn't fit in General Computer Chat, because I thought that was like general use of computers, not human computers.
 
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