doesn't suprise me at all:
Anyways to stay on topic:
hey it looks like you have a virus/
Download
Hijackthis.
Install the program to the default directory.
Run Hijackthis and select "Do a system scan and save a logfile".
Copy and paste the log into a new topic here.
Don't name your thread "Hijackthis log", name it as something descriptive to the problems you have.
Give a description of the problems you are having, in as much detail as possible.
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dont say it, i already know this was a bad attempt at a joke

i did it again.
Do not fix anything unless advised to do so.