People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows.
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
Use The Best...
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire
Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny
You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
I don't care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.
if you give 1000 monkeys 1000 typewriters and an infinite amount of time they will produce Shakespeares works. if you give a monkey a computer and five minutes it will program windows
ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!
Mottos:
Windows-"We crash better than anyone else on the market. Frustration guaranteed."
Linux-"Stable as Mount Everest, but don't play games at my house!"
Mac-"A picture is worth a thousand words-so why care about anything else?"
SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
- returned 0 results
What do people mean when they say, "The computer went down on me."
Insanity is repeating the same mistakes over and over again expecting different results.
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
When life gives you a keyboard,
make a bunny rabbit.
(\ (\
(='.')
((^)(^)
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you
You have just received the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
Use The Best...
Linux for Servers
Mac for Graphics
Palm for Mobility
Windows for Solitaire
Ethernet: something used to catch the etherbunny
You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"
I don't care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.
if you give 1000 monkeys 1000 typewriters and an infinite amount of time they will produce Shakespeares works. if you give a monkey a computer and five minutes it will program windows
ACs are like computers- Both work fine until you open Windows!
Mottos:
Windows-"We crash better than anyone else on the market. Frustration guaranteed."
Linux-"Stable as Mount Everest, but don't play games at my house!"
Mac-"A picture is worth a thousand words-so why care about anything else?"
SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
- returned 0 results
What do people mean when they say, "The computer went down on me."
Insanity is repeating the same mistakes over and over again expecting different results.
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
windows fatal error 1001 file not found
When life gives you a keyboard,
make a bunny rabbit.
(\ (\
(='.')
((^)(^)
